1. Glass Tipper - If Mum leaves a glass on the table with water or ice tea and I can't get my head in to get any, I just tip it over and lap it up of the table : )
2. Sloth Walk - If Mum needs to get somewhere in a hurry (say the bathroom) I make sure I get in front of her and I do my sloth walk and then I stretch and weave back and forth so she can't pass me : )
3. The Temptation Whine - right after my Mum comes home from work I usually get Temptations. So, if she doesn't give them to me right away, I do the Temptation whine, which apparently is quite annoying : )
4. Dart out the Door - this one is tricky because she is always watching that I don't dart out the door, but if you wait long enough, sometimes even years, it can be done.
5. Clear the Table - this is a new one for me. I have decided I am tired of her junk being on my night table, so even though she has left me 1/2, put a purr pad there and a bowl of water I decided I want the whole night table so now at bedtime I just push all her stuff onto the floor.
6. It's the Middle of the Night, Let's Play
7. I Must Keep Digging in the Litterbox - I like to spend 5 or 10 minutes in the litterbox sometimes just maniacally digging, all the litter flying around seems to bother Mum.
8. Stroll Across the Food - okay I only did this once, but it did seem to freak her right out. There was a frozen pizza sitting on top of the stove waiting for the oven to preheat and I had to walk across it to get to the Temptation cupboard, I don't know what the big fuss was.
9. Stand in the Sink so Mum can't get ready for work
10. Pulling out big wads of fur just after Mum has used the sucky monster
11. Laying across Mum's forearms when she is on the computer and trying to type
12. Poking my head between Mum and her book so she can't read
13. Standing on her lap and crying when she is on the phone and she should be focusing all her attention on me!
40 comments:
Kellie, I mean Hellie, those are too funny! I especially liked the Sloth Walk. What a perfect description.
Kellie we do the same kind of stuff to our mom too. We love standing in the sink and clearing off tables. It is fun!
A lot of cats do these things. Instead of allowing it to drive her crazy, your Mum should just get used to it!
What's wrong with those? I do #7, 12 and 13. I don't like those book-things - I would much rather have my humans paying attention to me!
I do not know what it is about humans and digging in the litter box. I like to make sandcastles, what's it to her? Do I ever complain about how long she in he bathroom? No....
I can asplain #5! Yur infestigatin Gravity Free Zones (GFZ). It's SCIENCE!
Sounds like you know bout findin foods on the counters, too.
I left a toy mousie in Dad's shoe last nite, so dis mornin he tossed it onto the bed for me an I chased it... all ofur Mom! WOW what fun!
I do #12 a lot. Sometimes I have to lay on it to get my point across.
Um, we sees no problem wif any of doze things...
very solid list. glad to see my boyz didn't develop some of these behaviors on their own.
Wow, I'm in awe. You accomplish what it takes three of us to do! Way to go.
Chase
#4 is the best, isn't it? I'm going to have to try #8. heh heh
EG
hehee oh hellie/kellie - those are fantastic. I think they are thirteen reasons why it pays to have an evil/naughty alter ego! x
Stray Kitty had a habit of plopping down right in a doorway and not moving - so if mom want to get in the room she has to step over him. That just drives our mom crazy - we think you should try that one!
Midnite & Stray Kitty
I see nothing wrong with what you do - seems like SKOP (standard kitty operating procedure) to me!
Good job of driving your mum crazy. It is so much fun to do that.
Bwahahahahaha!!! I love that list!! I have done most and will try the rest!! Bwhahahahaha!!!
Did I say I loved that list!!
Purrs Mickey
And you say those things drive your Mum crazy? Oh, for goodness sake... humans get worked up over the most picayune things, don't they? It all comes down to this: the cat owns the human, and not the other way around!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yup, yup, yup, alla us Ballicai do those things, too -- and Momma laffed so hard she about spewed her coffee. Heh! She espeshully loved the Sloth Walk, and me and Dorydoo love love love to do the maniackal diggin inna littur box and make a pile of littur as big and wide and deep as the Gobi Desurt fur Momma to have to sweet up!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
hehe, I meant fur Momma to have to SWEEP up, not "sweet"... my paw slipped...
Those are excellent! I like to do the "rub the mirrored lid of the make-up case 'til it falls closed" an' then do it again!
DMM
Oh, Kellie... um, Hellie... I can't quit giggling! I do some of those things, too. And I like to shred paper towels! You might try that sometime, too... it's a riot! *smile*
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
7.9.11.13 these 4 makes my crazy laugh~!!!!!
Hey! We do a lot of this stuff too! And with 10 of us, your number 2 is a constant problem around here!
Luf, Us
Hmmm, I wonder if Hellie has been visiting our house. There are a lot of glasses getting tipped recently.
Your friend
Misty
Number 13 is so funny! I don't stand on my Meowm's lap but when I decide she has been on the phone long enough I start merowing at her very loud......sometimes I nip at her!
We do that sloth walk alla time. It is only useful in the hallway, though. He treatens to pick us up outta the way, but he nefer does.
#7 is pretty good too. I love sometimes not doin any coverin, but sometimes doin it for a LONG time. Drives The Big Thing crazy (cause my litterbox is in the computer room). I practlly emptied the litterbox once. Hey it jus seemed like a innerestin thing to do.
I really like sittin on anythin The Big Thing is trying to read…
Kellie,
deze are da only reazona-bull kindz of tiingz to do to heckle, oops, I mean help your momee.
Great 13 things, every one of them!!! You are a master "crazer", hahahahahaha....
How do you like the new CCSI "The Santa Caper" so far? And I promise, it will get even better....
Karl
I love the Sloth Walk. I do that to my mom bean and then I flop in the middle of the floor and she has to hop over me real quick.
Hugs...G
I've been making notes - I especially like the idea of the temptation whine. Do you mind if I use that one? FAZ
That is quite a list. Well done, Kellie! Clover and I have a few of those things in our repertoire too. :)
Poppy
Lol...These are great :)
HAHAHAHAHA I know this isn't you Kellie! I am laughing and nodding my face up and down! Oh and those holy shoes your mum wears? VERY COOL! Your sweet card arrived into my box today...thank you so much for your holiday kindness:)
I have enjoyed my visit with you here today...I read all about the fun you have had!
Love Peachy
These are GREAT, Kellie! Most of us do at least 3 of them, and Walter did very many of them.
What we want to know is WHY are we just now reading it on Tuesday!!?? Where has ML been?
Ooooh!! Here are a few new things we need to try on our mommy...thanks!!
~Donny and Marie
Hahahaha! That's a great list. I love the Sloth Walk.
Those are all wonderful things to do - why would those drive your mum crazy??? :)
Thank you for the beautiful card!!! Have a Merry Christmas!!!
Ninja & Brenda
Hey Kellie, it's da 19th, where are yoo? Well, Merry Krissmouse!
Mom says OHMIGOSH! You are just like us!
And she says that Blasted Tigger (used to be Tigger the FBI Cat) played the dart out the door game yesterday! Mom didn't really call her "blasted" - um, I can't spell what she really called her.
Merry Christmas!
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