It's furry nice to lick
If only she was here with me
I'd give her hair-licks, double quick.
My Grandma can do first aid
And has lots of common sense
She also has a Scottie dog
Who makes me rather tense
She lives near lots of beaches
Where her woofie likes to play
I wish that she was near me now
To celebrate her purrthday,
Yes, my Grandma is an April Fool
For she was born that day
So I'm sending her lots of purrs
To wish her a happy purrthday!
Love Fat Eric