1. Very funny Mummy - to toss Temptations on my back and then laugh at me when I don't realize they are there.2. I didn't like the you making the bed when I am still sleeping in it, I know you want the bed to look nice - but hey, I'm still sleeping.
3. I didn't like how you took away my table by the window and replaced it with a "better" one, I liked my table, I was used to it, I don't like change.
4. Why can't you leave the door open so I can go out on MY deck? It isn't that cold, you could put on a winter jacket in the house.
5. Why haven't I been out in my new stroller?
6. I know you have a whole bunch of new toys in that box in the pantry - who are you saving them for?
7. How come just as I get all comfy and cozy in bed you have to get up?
8. Don't think I don't know that you are slipping some DIET food into my kibble, hello - I can see it!
9. How come I can't have milk? I know it makes me throw up, but you could just clean it up after.
10. I see that you have re-organized the closet - I had a perfectly good nap place arranged in there and now it is gone!
11. Is it really necessary that you spend 5 whole days at work? I think some of that time would be better spent with me at home.
12. I like it when you arrive home at 5:10 - I do not like it when you dilly dally and get home at 6:10 - don't you know I am waiting for you?!
13. I think you should arrange for me to have more blogging time.
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excellent list. All valid concerns.
I'm especially with you on her not taking you out in a stroller yet. I'm too cheap (so far) to buy a stroller for the boyz but if I ever do get one, believe me they'll be in it every day just so I get my money's worth.
Your Mum has a lot to work on! Keep her in line!
Those are some very, very terrible things your mom did. I think you need to give her a spankin'!
I hate it when my human is naughty too.
Your mom has been super naughty. I hope she straightens up soon!
With Spring coming, we think you will get to use your stroller!!
We'll think positive for you.
We like your Orange ASPCA
~ The Bunch
I think we should make this a petition to all mom's. I have most of the same concerns!!
Kaze
Those are really naughty things. How she can make the bed? Sure you don't care if the bed is made or not, that should be all what counts. :)
what, exactly, does "make the bed" mean? we don't think that's ever happened here.
have you thought about taking your mom to obedience training? we see lots of dogs taking their humans to classes at PetSmart. maybe they can train kitty people too.
Oh good list Kellie! Sometimes you do just have to tell the humans what is expected of them. BTW - I agree. We are definately twin kitties!!
-Dante
It looks like your mum has been very naughty lately. It's time you put your paw down.
Wowww......I didn't know....
I am glad you tell your mommy's naughty doing~!!!
Telegram to: the VERY Orange Miss Kellie Cat
From: Maximillian
Kellie you are the most precious girl cat (stop) To think that you have thought of all the poor cats in shelters across the world, and that you will turn your blog into a giant orange for them is beyond all (stop) I think I shall order 50 dozen orange California poppies to be delivered to your front door in recognition of that you do for our poor cast away and abandoned brothers and sisters (stop) Kellie, I am proud to be your man cat! (stop) I am hoping to be back in the states sometime next week, but often teh Burmese Security Council has no ryhme or reason for their overtime policies (stop) In the meantime my darling, I am your servant (stop) I adore you (stop)
Way to voice your concerns Kellie!
Oooh, your Mom has been very naughty, Kellie. I hope you can get her straightened out very soon.
That's a good list, Kellie. We can see why all those behaviours are unacceptable. Our humans have given up on making the bed, because even when they make it, we burrow under the covers anyhow, and destroy their work.
If only all moms would follow your suggestions life would be better! Don't they realize that we always come first?
Hello! I can see it!
That made me snort milk out my nose, Kellie!
Your Mum really is very naughty! She's lucky you put up with all that.
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