Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - Halloween Costume Don'ts

Here is a list of 13 instructions I have given my Mum regarding my Halloween costume;

1. Nothing goofy - I have a reputation after all!
2. No clothes that restrict my movement - I need to feel free to play and nap
3. No hats - (My Mum is whining about this one because apparently the costume she has in mind requires I wear a hat - we'll see about that!)
4. Nothing scary
5. No shoes - my toesies are very delicate
6. No mask - why cover my beautiful face!
7. No purchased costume - I require mine be home made and impeccably stitched together
8. Nothing that makes fun of my not very, very skinny figure - example: no fat pumpkin (I know you've been contemplating this, but NO, I won't be a fat pumpkin)
9. No colours that clash with my furs
10. I know you've been thinking about fashioning me a hat out of a real pumpkin - forget about it, it's not going to happen.
11. I would like something easy to wear, stylish and photogenic.
12. Please don't make a fool of me!
13. I will require temptation payment after the Halloween modelling session - have them ready.

My Mum hasn't even started making my costume, if she doesn't hurry up I won't be able to enter Skeezix contest : ( Please hurry Mum.

20 comments:

Captain Jack and Dante said...

One of Dante's nickname's is the "Great Pumpkin Cat". He does not find this amusing!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We won't ware clothes, even if mom makes dem. She has stopped trying cuz she really likes haveing skin on her arms.

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Good list, Kellie!
Especially the one about covering your pretty face!!

~ Napoleon

Daisy said...

Kellie, that is a very good list and I agree with all of your points. I can sometimes wear hats, but it is very, very hard. And definitely no shoes!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Those are surely some excellent rules. I hope your human abides by them! And dont worry, I am sure you won't look fat in whatever outfit you choose. You are just a curvy gal!

xx

Christine and FAZ said...

This is a very good list, I have printed it out to keep as I think you can never have too much good advice. FAZ

David E Maeda said...

I can't wait to see your costume even given your restrictive guidance to your mom. The best thing about Diego-san is that he has a natural halloween costume every year...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Kellie, you do look a bit like a pumpkin. I purrfur to make my own costume, like bein a grocery bag, a book bag, a cloth bag, a lunch bag... but once I was a pair of snow pants! I don't know how Mom knowed it was me an not a pants monster!

Kellie, der's a pink brush you can kinda see in my pictors - that's fur rubbin my face on while she's brushin me. ::sigh:: brushin is the bestest.

The Crew said...

Kellie, why don't you make Hellie wear the Fat Pumpkin costume?! Hahahaha!

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Dearest girlfriend...mommy is home but very very sad. I am getting weaker and not eating anymore...so many tears here right now...so many...
Love miss peach

Fab five said...

Kellie,

You must not let anyone call you a pump-a-kiin, or even begin to suggestee such a ting. I know what dis iz like. It iz NOT a good ting.


PS: We have gone to Miss Peach'z house to talk wit her & her momee.

Love, Dr Tweety

Henry Helton said...

I'm sure with all those criteria that your mom will make you a great costume.

Kimo & Sabi said...

These are some furry good rules fer yer bean. We hope you gits a good costume.

Gretchen said...

Very good idea, that list. I won't let my mom bean put anything on me at all. So she did computer costume...ho, hum...

I hope you get entered in the contest, Kelly.

Hugs...G

michico*Adan said...

Hey~~~ Don't worry about the customes, some attenders using PHOTOSHOP Clothes, you can ask your mommy also do that~! :)

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Maybe she can photoshop you into a pumpkin?

Forty Paws said...

You put a lot of thought into this list.

Luf, Us

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Those are very good rules for your mom to follow Kellie. We are sure you will look beautiful in any costume that you wear.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Your Mum better get on the ball making your costume. Time is running out!

Parker said...

Kellie, you are doing what Mommy calls an imitation of a meatloaf!