Monday, August 27, 2007

Hellie’s Naughty Weekend

My Evil-Alter-Ego Hellie had quite a naughty weekend. She got into lots of trouble!

My cat grass was pretty much dead, so my Mum pulled out all the old grass and loosened the soil and then went to the kitchen to get the grass seeds. That was when I Hellie took the opportunity to dig up the dirt. She first put one paw in the dirt and Mum yelled from the kitchen "Kellie No, No" (I'm not sure why she was calling my name, she sometimes gets confused) and then Hellie put both paws in and dug real fast before Mum could reach the living room and then she ran down the hall! Mum had to get the sucking monster out of the evil cleaning closet.


Next, Mum was cleaning my litter box and had just put in the clean litter and had taken the dome away to wash it when I Hellie got in the litter box and dug and dug and dug – litter was flying all ofur the place, there was hardly any left in the litter box! She didn't even use the litter box, just dug around in it. Mum had to get the sucking monster out of the evil cleaning closet AGAIN.


Finally, Hellie stuck her head in Mum's glass of water and when she couldn't reach the water, she pushed the glass ofur and drank the water off the table. Each time Hellie did something wrong Mum said "Oh Kellie, what am I going to do with you!" Now, why she said my name and not Hellie's is beyond me. I know we look quite similar, but I would think she could tell us apart by now. You can can't you?

25 comments:

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hehehe good work Hellie! Keep it up little devil! x

Daisy said...

Oh, I can clearly see the difference between you and Hellie. I do not know why your mom got confused. Hellie has been very naught!

Daisy said...

Oops, meant to say "naughty"!

Dragonheart said...

Wow, Hellie was really misbehaving on the weekend! I can easily see the different between the two of you, I wonder why your mom cannot?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha poor Kellie, I let Hendrix take the blame for my antics too. He hates that. Hellie, you did some great work.
Being an evil alter ego takes a lot of effort and planning. Most beans don't appreciate that.

Whenever you can have Kellie take the blame, it is a good thing. Hendrix gets all confused when he gets in trouble for something I did. I laugh and laugh.
Keep up the good work Hellie! Bendrix

Victor Tabbycat said...

Beans just don't see too good an furget their noses! Ofurwise, the differince would be obvious. Mom yells the wrong names at our house sumtimes, too.
I fink this is a plot to choke the evil suckin monster so it goes away.

David E Maeda said...

Sounds like Hellie is quite the digger. Perhaps your mum needs new glasses because clearly the two of you shouldn't be mixed up.

The Meezers said...

well, obviously there's a HUGE difference between you - what your mom can't see your yellow circle and she can't see Hellie's red triangles? what mom? Oh Halo and Horns. is your mom blind or something? - Miles

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Geez, how can she not tell da difference. Obviously you, Kellie, would neffur be dat nawty.

Henry Helton said...

I think you guys look nothing alike. Your momma is not all there, is she???!

Parker said...

I see the difference between you and Hellie! I have to say, Hellie was quite a busy kitty! It's fun to get into stuff every once in a while, it keeps the beans on their toes!

Mosaic Cats said...

Oh Kellie,
We find this very hard to believe about you! Er, we mean, about HELLIE.
Our evil foster, Annie, is now going to be called DAMMIE. We'd tell you how many times she was bad today and made Mosaic Lady SCREAM, but you'd think less of ML if we did. And less of Dammie.

We apologize for not doing the nip meme but you know what? We are just not nipheads! Never really have been. We are napheads, though, so if there is a meme on napping, please think of us again.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmmm...it is furry hard to tell you apart - but it should be obvious to look fer da halo or horns next time!

Lux said...

That Hellie ... she needs to go hang out with Bendrix for awhile! :)

Chairman Mao said...

Hellie, that's a good name! My naughty twin is named MaoMao, too, just like me unforchunately (ACK!).

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Jimmy Joe said...

Wow, Hellie is really creative! Too bad your momma got out the evil carpet-eating machine, though. Twice. I don't understand why she can't tell you two apart.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

LHK said...

Boy, that Hellie is bad news!
I hope she doesn't come back next weekend.
---Beezer

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Awww, Hellie and Kellie -- sometimes I'm naughty, too, especially when it comes to paper towels. And I did something today that I'll post about here in a little while -- it wasn't naughty -- I couldn't help it -- but it does mean I can't lay on the Yamaha anymore.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Sweet Kellie! Come for a visit in the morning and we can spend the day out on the patio and drink catmint tea. I have a new blanket with fringe to braid:))

Eric and Flynn said...

That Hellie is a proper little devil isn't she. We don't know why yer mum is gitting yoo bofe mixed up. We can see clearly that you're a little angel.

michico 小芥 said...

I think Naughty is normal and it is ok~!!!
I can see the different from you~!!!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wow Kellie it sounds like Hellie had a busy weekend. She sure does keep your mom busy!

Jeter and Mickey said...

wutta creativ cat hellie iz. too bad u both look so similar ... u will alwayz havta take dat blame fer hellie'z misbehavin ...
duhr!
luv--jh

The Crew said...

Naturally you sat there and said "Hellie, you shouldn't do that. Mom won't like it".

See, by saying that, it shows you're completely innocent of any wrongdoing!

Forty Paws said...

Oh my yes. We can tell the difference.

Luf, Us